Saturday, February 28, 2009

sheesh

I was gratefully sick yesterday, so sick that I was unable to continue working, which is why I was grateful. Yes, no more selling HTC Dream!!!! Liberation! although now i have 40 bucks less for salary, but im still happy to go home halfway through the job and leave the crappy place for good.

nothing much to say about the ppl there, coz of the huge generation gap, plus they are too busy to make an impression on me. seriously, i tink the job they do is future-less. admin stuff just repeats itself forever more, and i wonder whether they get sick of it. this job just totally make me see more clearly that Admin work is never gonna like me, and vice versa. i guess their usual perks are the weirdo customers that pop in now and then, some just ask questions so laughable that you might just think that they are adorable. for example, this lady asked "i have a line at m1, i want to port my number over to singtel, will singtel pay the penalty for me?"
u say leh??? isnt it like eating wanton-mee halfway want to eat fishball-mee, ask the fishball-mee store uncle help you pay for ur wanton-mee???? sooo...

yes, i was sick halfway, so i went home, marking the end of me HTC Dream promoter job, with pleasure. eck, next time, im seriously gonna find a sitting job, damn.

if you ask me, whether selling the phone makes me wanna buy it, it is NO, big bloody NO. why, you ask. Because, I sold it, sold it to the point that I know every bad thing about it. so actually I lie most of the time if ppl ask me if the phone is good anot. lala, in the end they all still bought it, which 2 weeks later sure go and sell.

ok, not to make the phone sound really that bad, it does have praise-able things like um...lemme tink...toy-like design? well, it sure looks more friendly and less scary to use, i'm sure the kids are gonna like it. By "kids", i mean real kids, like those who only know 300 words in total. now it seems, nothing is worth praising about this phone. seems like it loses to iphone in every way possible. and in the shop, they have to put them side-by-side, which i dun understand because whats the use of me promoting when u deliberately make the phone seem less worth buying. i guess they just like to make promoter's lives difficult.

i have to mention, out of the so many weird customers, there's one super creeeeepy man who is just the embodiment of the word "creepy" in all. apparently he did not just appear out of the blue, he has a bright history of going to the shop since way back. guess what he does in the shop??? he uses the bloody live phones to watch youtube PORN! yuck! and he watches for damn bloody long time!!!! how loserish can he get??? i have no comments to porn, or watching porn, but at least do it in private rite??? is the video itself just not exciting enough??? yux......what a twisted loser. now he's rightfully on red alert, cant even step into the shop alr. good god, i did not have any physical contact with him, i must pray and kowtow many times.

aiya, so i was sick, really very sick, for someone so healthy as me, a little bit of sickness is more that i can handle. ok...so i got home really sick and tired and unwilling to move or talk, i had to go see a bloody doctor. why bloody? coz she made me look like a whining baby because she told me that i am bloody not sick, not having a temperature, just abit of sore throat. does she ever know how much more difficult her words made it for me to convince my parents that i am sick??? they refuse to believe that i was unwell and i have to vaccuum and mop and do all sorts of housework just because i am not sick. is the doctor not bloody or not. damn

ok...so now i am free again...i can laze around till the big A land on my head next week. wow i can hardly imagine how its gonna be like....

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

i am damn irritated.........

i am fucking tired and its been a million years since i last touched my com, and I bloody took 1 hour to fix the connection, so I am rightfully very pissed...!!!
on my way home,i had mentally wrote smth to blog here, which i am very pissed rite now, so the mental post will be smeared with my pissed-ness for no reason just because i am pissed. bite me

anw...its smth to do with religion. ok thr's this part-time girl whom i made frenz with at the singtel shop, she sells broadband and mio btw, we were on the same bus home today, and we chanced to talk abt religion. so...having no good impression abt christianity due to my first and last visit to a church 2 years back...i listened to her in skeptism. hoping that she will not try to convert me, i tried to understand the underlying belief they have for their God...which i failed and so still cannot understand. in the end, she still tried to convert me tho subtlely, by telling me that if i don't believe in their God, i will go to hell. i took it matter of factly, that after i die, i am heading straight to hell, and was actually fine with it. but her persistent 'threats' just went on my nerves which include telling me i will be burnt in hell...blah blah blah..i went on to say...'fine, burn me, thn u all can eat barbequed-me'

ok, with no disrepect whatsoever for the said religion, i can say that i don't mind going to hell after i die. i assume i will be void of feelings and senses after i die, so go on and burn me, still i wont feel a thing rite, so why should i be scared to be burnt. quoting my fren that Christians believe that they have sinned in their lives, and therefore they go to heaven, and non-believers like me will just rocket straight to hell. so, logically, i don't really mind going to hell. here's why:

by assuming, every believer loves to convert whoever non-believer they meet, the no. of believers, hence future-heaven-dwellers will increase exponentially. assuming again that heaven is sacred, precious, hence in high demand-for but in pitifully low supply, meaning the step to entering is raised very very high, or in other words, no. of seats in the heaven constituency is highly limited. in economics term, there is a deficit or short supply of space. in other words, heaven, or the road to heaven, will be horribly crowded. for sheer space, i rather go to hell.

in reality, when many walk on a narrow path, there's bound to be pushing and shuffling. raising the severity of it, there will be scheming, sabotaging, backstabbing...bla bla bla... haven't we have enough of that when alive?? for the fear of going through all that agn in the afterlife, i rather go to hell.

ok. so what happens when you do get into the prestigious heaven?
do you become an angel? or start another "life", going through school, work, and marriage agn??
assuming everyone enters, and become angels, in RPG lingo, a newb...if not kill monsters, thn you must at least do smth to level up, and choose your job at certain levels. don't tell me you idle around floating on clouds and do nothing. if that's really the case, i rather die totally and not have enough souls left for idling in eternity. anw, so starting life agn in heaven must be somehow more appealing than life on earth, otherwise there's no draw to it any greater than going to hell. but being a soul, in spirit form, i cant quite imagine there being any joy to be senseless and formless, other than u get blown here and there by the wind, all physical attacks will pass right through u and vice versa....not very enjoyable in my view. maybe it's the urban myths and legends that fabricated all these in my minds, i am totally clueless to whatever happens in heaven...i m totally suspicious that what the believers believe in heaven is really true........turn out, im just skeptical about everything, coz i am fucking pissed.

should i go disclaim the fact that everything i wrote was not meant as any attack, ridicule or defaming for any said religion? fact is, no sane believers read my blog, so i wont bother to anyway.

bloody....my legs are freaking killing me. and i dono, what exactly am i irritated at. baaahzzzz........i wanna punch something real badly...

Friday, February 20, 2009

jobbing

Working right now, as u can see I'm bored

Thursday, February 19, 2009

LOVE LOVE MY DARLINGS

This song is by my beloved TVXQ, called WRONG NUMBER. I should sing this to a certain someone. lalala


Wednesday, February 18, 2009

New experiences

So today, I had two new experiences. One, Slimming treatment, focusing on me thighs. Two, new product briefing, which is a new phone that is about to launch in 2 days.

First lemme recount my slimming experience.
Yes, I do love to be served and pampered and taken care of down to the finest detail.
Although now I have to say there is one added person other than myself, to meet my lower half, it was quite worth it, at least now I wont get all jittery come my wedding night. I had to change into disposable panties coz my area of choice to slim is the thighs,and the stuff they are gonna apply there might dirty my panties, so I have to wear the paper one...which they should improve by making it an opaque panty...yes...
and after that, we were very well taken care of. Lying on the two beds, me friend and I, sort of resembling squares of meat being marinated on cooking boards, were firstly scrubbed(thighs only)to remove dead skin and the such,during which we laughed uncontrollably coz you know, the inner thighs are not just sensitive, they are VERY SENSITIVE! Lols...even thinking of it now makes me wanna laugh. So after scrubbing, we begin treatment, which comprises of 3 steps. The first n second steps are interchangeable, coz there's only one machine for each step and there's two of us, so we mus SHARE. Anyway, for me, it was the weird "Kissing" machine that went first. I couldn't see how it looked like for I was impaired w/o my specs, and my eyes were covered. So from my senses, its sort of like a suction thing, whereby the lady runs it over my thighs for some length before it ends with a sucking sound that sounds like a smacking kiss. Alls cool when she was at my outer thighs, it's the inner thighs that gives me the problems and the laughs. Try imagine someone kissing you hard on the inner thighs, won't you get excited? I am not trying to be sick...this is exactly what happened.

Ok, second step, some vibrating thing, feels great on the outer thighs but sort of painful towards the inner. I try very hard not to think anything when we were at it, for reasons too embarrassing to spell out. yup and we were through, down to the last part, which I skillfully described it as YUAN YANG JI (couple chicken), name after some dish, coz we both were wrapped up in plastic foil, and were told to lay there to cook...yes cook...(no "cook" is my word, but it basically translates into that).
half an hour, we are ready to be served!
We took turns to shower, but before that we were draped in expensive-looking robes, which makes me feel like holding a glass of wine or a stick of cigarette in my hands, just so to look really like some bad woman after having an affair.
After shower, we took measurements, and my thighs actually did slim down, 3 cm difference just after one session. I would definitely do it again, when I have the money.
Once again, I like to be served and pampered like I'm the jewel of the world, lalala.

new experience no. 2
there isn't much to be said about this, as I am not supposed to be talking about it, coz it's not launched yet, and Singtel wants it to be a surprise. So all I can say is that this new phone is going to beat Iphone face down, and I hope all the iPhone users cry at the sight this new phone. Ok, just that the look of the phone not as sleek and sexy, but trust me there are way more gold to be digged beneath the humble surface.

additionally, new experience yesterday, threading!
sux, damn painful, now my face feels bare and susceptible to cold attacks, and my eyebrows look not much a difference. but i can't complain coz the service was totally free. I just hope my feedback won't land the poor girl in trouble.

I've picked up BLEACH once again, and I've just got to say that I love the characters SOO SOO Much!!

Friday, February 13, 2009

Working is immensely fun and memorable!

Yes, again I did roadshow for Singtel, and this time it was at NTU. Omg,how freaking far! yes, if i total up the time i spent travelling the past two days, it adds up to a proper working day! bloody 8 hrs! omg!

well, I didn't have a good impression of NTU the last time I went there, which was for the Manga Competition INK'07. Then, i went into the School of Arts building, it was just empty...and the whole feeling I had for NTU was......EMPTY! well the reason being I went there on a sunday...probably explains why.

This time, it was very much different! The roadshow was located outside this Lecture Theatre, which I heard not many people attend the lectures, but was proved otherwise as time to time people pour out of the doors in the hundreds. the whole place was actually sort of a gathering place, with fast foods and foot courts and a library. It was actually very intriguing to be there in presence..it kinda feels like a poly. so in the mornings i will blend in and pretend to be a fellow uni student, and fraala emerge otherwise in my red, "UNLIMITED SMS AND CAMPUS CALL" t-shirt, as a SIngtel promoter.

Luckily this time round, i don't have to distribute flyers, I only have to stand around and promote, which in other words means slack. it so happens Singtel really likes to pay us to slack around, coz apparently the small little place can do with a few people enough, we are just over-earning for wad little work we do. So we made use of our time to mingle around. most of the fellow promoters come from Republic Poly, it so happens they are having holiday alr...ya, so among the 5 promoters, 3 are RPs, 1 NTU, and 1 me. ok...bitching time....I am openly saying this, I CANNOT STAND THE NTU GUY FOR NUTS!!!! He reminds me of the sick pervert many years back. OMG, I cant begin to describe his grossity!

one, he likes to show me his BUTT!!! I was resting at the side, sitting on the floor, eating my ice cream, and he who was not having break, kept walking infront of me! Trust me I am not being over-suspicious. He happily stops right in front of me, with his ass right infront of my eye, and stays there for a million years! not just one time, MANY FREAKING TIMES!

two, he is plain disgusting. lemme recount:
1. he purposely burped AT me 3 fucking times;
2. at one point of time he stood so CLOSE to me, I had a feeling he was smelling my hair (omg this just creeps the hell out of me);
3. he keeps looking at me, and follows me around
4. he cuts into our healthy and meaningful conversations, and start talking about how much he'd like to shit
5. we were discussing about "wiping off" makeup, he popped up and start talking about "wiping off" his butt
6. he is God's piece of failure
7. he has a pasable-looking, but irritating gf
8. he tinks he is damn handsome, and he tinks that i like him (OMG! HELL NO!)

which is why, us girls were saying "ppl like him force us girls to become lesbians"

ok, that is the dirty spot on my fun-filled 2 days' work.
other than him, the others were great peopls with great personalities and great real funny stories. I made friends with all of them and there was one I really like alot! He is bloody funny!!!! We talked about all sorts of things, and one point in time, we were looking for hot girls together. in all failed attempts to locate one in NTU, we turned to help - Iphone, where I searched "hot girls" in youtube, and wow, i scroll down to see "lesbian porn" on the title. I "yux" loudly and attempted to close, lol, when he got "excited"...hahaha...and we were fighting over the phone and me insisting that he is "EXCITED" and wants to watch the video. lol such fun. yes, i have found a fren whom i can happily SUAN and he will happily SUAN me back, I love frenz like this, non-stop competition.

ya, ok, there were another 2 girls, whom both I liked alot. They are very special people with qualities easy to remember. One of them is very much like me, boyish and straightforward and full of fun! we clicked great, and were soon talking about how hot the guys are from our CCAs. not the usual kind of girls talking abt guys, we went about in an anatomical way, becoz we both worship smacking HotBods and Inverted Triangles. And she shared with me CHAO GAO XIAO regarding her touchy senior.

another girl, whom I love to play with, is a girl with many many names....siao...so many names! how can one respond to so many different names??? its not human.......
ok ya, she is funny, lame funny, had me laugh until i gagged for air. seriously, this is one hell of a funny and slack job!

and oso on the first day, i met this guy whose name is SHY, hahaha, who is really likable like a little brother, and who draws manga too. He gave me one of his prints and its really full of potential! I am seriously amazed. and he has sweaty palms like Gan has, he was trying to promote, while holding on to the flyer, which got wet and crumpled between his wet palms.

yes and the staff and everybody are very nice. NTU has alot of shuai guys, but very little chiobus....sadly....so my dear fren having no eyecandy had to share with me his requirments so that i can help him spot. and he, same as me, look at height before all else. NO, this is not shallow. before you consider the persons personality and blah blah blah, the physical appearance must at least pass the set standard, this is done unknowingly coz you size up a person without even knowing that you are doing so. So, those ppl who retorted my reply last time can just slap themselves.

yes, i miss my new frenz alr. I am going to KIT with them all, and ya, hopefully we meet agn soon.